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Minister of Corrections and Dismemberment

Allow me to introduce myself - the Minister of Corrections and Dismemberment. A little harsh, you say? I think not. Our current system of incarceration is hardly a punishment. Three meals a day, warm bed, a free college education - all at my (a Canadian taxpayer) expense. Am I thrilled that my hard-earned dollars are being used to comfortably house criminals? Hardly. Does a warm bed, nourishing meals, and an opportunity to get an education sound like a great way to reform a criminal so that they won't become a repeat offender? I don't think so. I think some people would be more than happy to "upgrade" their way of life by becoming criminals. My solution? Offer a more efficient way of rehabilitating them. Build a road with a pick axe through the Rocky Mountains. Go work a quarter section of land in Saskatchewan. Go dig for diamonds in Nunavut. (again with a pick axe) Or for repeat sex offenders, castration. (Again, too harsh? Wouldn't you think twice about your actions?) My tax dollars would be better spent on having criminals moved out of their free hotels, and into a place where they could contribute to Canada's economy rather than spending our taxes......
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  1. AnonymousNovember 1, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    Thank you! Apparently I'm not the only one who thinks castration for sex offenders is a good idea!

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